Now is your chance to make yourself thousands of dollars with your scrotum by participating in the 1st ever Balls Contest.


The dude behind Autoblow 2, 3Fap, Slaphappy and the Vagina Contest, Brian Sloan, is back with another goody for you. Since the vaginal beauty contest turned out to be a success, people started asking him, “How about men? Are you going to have a penis contest next?” And his response, “Fuck no! I’m having a balls contest.” This said, Brian invites all men to join him in the first ever balls beauty contest.
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No matter if your balls are white, yellow, black, dangly or whatever, you are all welcome to enter the contest. The rules how be part of it are pretty darn simple:
– Make sure the focus of your photo is on balls and not your penis. Cover it or simply hold it up (or left, or right).
– To be accepted to the contest you need to hold a piece of paper that writes, “Autoblow Balls Contest.”
– Upload your photo and hope the whole world will fall in love with your scrotum.
– Contest winners will be announced on December 25th, 2015.
Brian is giving away $10,000 in total. $5,000 to the winning ballsack, $3,000 to second place and $2,000 to third placed balls. This is not all. Winning balls will also be 3D scanned, so he can later turn them into decorative objects like bookends, doorstops and paper weights. Just make sure you shave them before scanning!
You won’t only have a popular pair of nuts, they could also bring you thousands of dollars and be used all around the world (you wish). Brian thinks a small percentage of the public will find his scrotum inspired products to be irresistible purchases.
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Don’t hide your balls, take a photo of them and participate in the Balls Contest. If public finds your balls the prettiest, you may become the first ever “balls beauty king.” Plus, you can be proud of your balls since not many would have a prize-winning set of nuts that earned him thousands of dollars.
As Brian says it, “Come on dudes, put your balls to work. Glory awaits.”