Do you happen to remember our post about the Bottoms Up Espresso, where bikini baristas serve you with a cup of hot and delicious coffee? Go read it, if you have no idea what I am talking about.
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Let’s join forces and make bikini baristas a new trend.

Apparently, bikini wearing barista drive-through coffee shops are popping up more and more, especially in Washington State. The sad part is, conservative people are, obviously, against it. “But what about kids?” The same old phrase people use to fight against something that involves a bit of nudity. Although these bikini baristas don’t attempt to make their stands look at all erotic, you know people instantaneously connect a bit of nude with sex. Sex sells and we all know it, but these coffee masterminds aren’t here about sex. Come one, in my opinion, these young folks are pure geniuses. They are just having some fun, serving cups of java and making people feel good. Because, who doesn’t cheer up immediately when a hot bikini barista brings him a cup of his favorite joe. Not that it happened to me (yet). Whenever I would feel down, I know where I would go hype myself up again. It would be so simple, sadly, there are no bikini baristas in my country.
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This why, let’s all join forces and make this a new EPIC trend in the coffee game. The cold brew and all that crap is a waste of time. We need girls and boys, wearing little to nothing clothing, serving us with that delicious black concoction we all crave for on a daily basis. In the mornings, lunch breaks, evenings, all day long, every day. That would (is) be something new and fresh. Something we all need in our lives on a regular basis. Hey, wouldn’t it make you feel just the best, driving at/from work, and picking up a cup of java at a place where bikini baristas are more than happy to prep it for you? YES INDEED!

Video by Zagat.