At first I thought this Dicky Selfie Stick is some kind of a selfie stick for the bride. You know, for during the bachelorette party, when bride gets hammered enough, she sticks the dick-shaped handle into her pussy and snaps a selfie for the groom. Oh, we have a problem. If the handle is inside her, how would she press the button? She needs to squeeze really hard. That would really be something. Unfortunately, it’s not what it sounds it is.
Nowadays, people are obsessed with taking selfies. Things are going out of control. There is even a guy on Instagram who takes one selfie each day, for 365 days a year. It’s hilarious. However, I am not really a selfie defender. To date, I haven’t posted a single selfie yet. Can you believe it? What is too much is too much. Then selfie sticks came. Hype was on and people went buying them like insane.
Just recently Pipedream Products decided to create their own version, a Dicky Selfie Stick, as part of their Bachelorette Party Favors line of products. The sad part is, it is not what you think it is. Nor what your imagination is trying to say you it is. It is not to stick it in your pussy (or anus), it’s just pink and the handle is in shape of a cock. Official description does not even state you can use it as a dildo. They say it is perfect for theme parties, bridal showers, office parties and bachelorette parties. Plus, it does not need a battery, WiFi, not even bluetooth. You simply plug it into headphone jack and Dicky Selfie Stick is ready to use.
What could really be an epic, one of a kind product, is just a regular, with 40″ extension, selfie stick. Now, would you like to help yourself taking selfies with a dick? Go for it!
P.S. Can you actually use Dicky Selfie Stick as a dildo?
I dunno.