You walk the street, enjoy the sunshine, warm weather, and all of a sudden this dude drops on the floor a suitcase full of random dildos and porn movies. What’s your reaction? You’d probably start laughing as hard as the first two chicks are and then you’d walk away. Some of the peeps react the same way while the others are completely fine with picking up sex toys. I would be happy to help him out but no way would I touch those. Who knows what this dude did with them before hitting the road. And I would not even want to know.
Seriously people, would you touch some random dildos that drop on the floor? Even if the owner has problems with his knee? Torn meniscus, you know, that kind of shit. I’d probably pick only DVDs, although I would regret it immediately. Only because I am a good person and he would convince me with how weak he is and needs help and I’d then give him a hand with the rest of the stuff as well.
Wait a sec, “Let me give you a hand with that.” Wouldn’t that make the whole situation even more awkward? Two dudes on the streets, with an open suitcase full of random dildos and one offering the other a hand. Yes, as awkward as possible. And just when you decided to help this poor guy out, your girl walks by. There you are, in one hand you have “Craving Big Black Cock” DVD and in the other that monstrous black dildo. I’m wondering how would all this turn out. Actually, I don’t want to know.
Again, would you touch random dildos?
A few comments from the webz:
– “Can I have the briefcase now?”
– “I clicked the Adam and Eve link thinking it was another video, then I realised…”
– Q: “How am I supposed to react?” A: “Grab the cock then stroke it gently.”
