Your workspace is the same old boring one for years and you finally came to the conclusion to spice things up. You need a change in your life to become more productive (kinda). Japan has a solution for you – squeezable silicon ass mouse pads. As crazy it may sound, they are dead serious with this product and they even sell on Amazon!
Come one people, it’s time to bring joy and happiness to your workspace. That old, used, flat mouse pad of yours sucks and you know it. You need a squeezable ass on your desk so when something starts driving you mad, you chill down by caressing that silicon butt.
The biggest problem I see in one buying one of these silicon ass mouse pads is, wouldn’t they distract you from work? Having a natural feel and your arm resting in the butt crack, you know it would be though not dedicating that mouse pad more time than your work. Boss would definitely not like that. Please don’t start with, “Who would even bring this to work?!”
Party people, silicon ass mouse pads would be great investment to start 2016 in style.
This nearly hentai porn mouse pads with a nice round ass for your arm to rest on are ridiculous. The moment I saw one of these, I thought they also have vaginal and anal holes, because, let’s face it, who does not want to stick his dick inside a mouse pad when busy working, right? Maybe I just gave a one million dollar idea. If so, at least send me one for free! I would not mind spicing up my workspace.
I mean, people, let’s get serious for a sec, why would one not want to own one of these silicon ass mouse pads? “With those scale, if I were to buy those thing, I’m sure as hell I wouldn’t use it just for mousepad.” You see, one product which does not serve only the thing it was made for. Just go creative with it.