Man, I’ll be honest with you, I haven’t watched anything as adorable as watching moms try and guess porn terms in a while. Asking a true porn fan what terms BBC, MILF, Glory Hole, DP and Money Shot mean wouldn’t make much sense. Everyone knows what they mean so no funny guesses. On the flip side, asking a bunch of older women to explain these XXX terms, which are commonly used in the adult entertainment industry, is priceless. However, some of the ladies sure know more than you think about pornography. Or at least give it their best shot and nail it.
Making moms try and guess porn terms in priceless.
For example, in moms’ eyes, Money Shot sounds like a drink. Or like a funny face, or maybe something that you do with money. Hey, there’s money and there’s shot, maybe you shoot people with money?
Glory Hole? “So I guess that would be part of the female anatomy.” Perhaps a happy place? Toilet?
When it comes to MILF, shall we say they are quite good with this one. Not at all surprised!
Furthermore, what does BBC stand for? It must be British Broadcasting Company! It could be a name for a girl.
Another of them porn terms that moms are quite good at is Golden Shower. Now you babes made me wonder why. Navy answers my wonders. Thanks.
Lastly, Bukake. “Some type of dish?” “I just think of a Spanish word for shit.” “Slapping their cocks up against the butt.”
I am 95% sure (or maybe even more) that you never chatted with your mom about porn terms. It makes many feel awkward only talking about sex with their parents but talking about pornography, no way! Most grew up as porn being a taboo so no wonder. However, I encourage you to change your mind, be proud of your porn and talk about it as much or as little as you want.
Anyway, if there are any that fall in the 5% category, please let me know in the comments section below, how close your moms got to guessing porn terms right.
Thanks Distractify for these golden videos.