Are you one of those guys or girls who already wondered the following: If I could be, which unusual sex toy would I be? Even if you haven’t thought about it yet, you will probably start thinking about it now. People at Lovehoney made a fun little, eight questions long, quiz where you will get the answer to your question. It is based on your likes and dislikes and uses a highly scientific algorithm, not even Google can resolve. Quizzes are a fun thing to play with, especially when you are about to find out which unusual sex toy are you. You would need to choose a karaoke song, tell why your friends come to you and how/where do you like spending your holiday. Moreover, you would need to pick a hobby, a film, what superpower you’d like to have, a place and a type of a hole. Yes, a hole, but not butt hole or vaginal hole, you perverts. The questions may sound a little weird at first, but hey, we are talking about unusual, so what did you expect, questions about your penis, vagina and what sex positions you like? Wrong.
Anyway, I am an Alien Flashlight (yes, the ice blue one with two clitoris). Go, take the quiz now and let us know in the comment section below which unusual sex toy are you.
Juts out of curiosity I retook the quiz, picked the same answers and guess what I got, Tenga Egg. I think I’ll stick to the Alien Flashlight.
Talking about unusual, here’s a weird video about some weird sex toys by a weird, mask wearing, lady:
I think being an Alien Flashlight is less unusual and weird than this video is.