The embarrassing moment when you get a boner in public and you would do anything to hide it. You blush and everyone surrounding you know exactly what is going on. This is one of those moments you wish you were a girl. But you aren’t. You are there with a woody and you try to think about the worst possible things to cut the blood flow into your dick. It can get really awkward but those moments are no more. We present you, Bloxers, the biggest breakthrough since Da Vinci’s “marble leaf.” With a pair of boxers, specifically designed to hide your boner, you can walk around and no one will notice you are hard. No one will notice you are having dirty thoughts and you can be “happy” all the time anywhere you go. There is nothing to be ashamed of anymore.
This pair of innovative boxers aka Bloxers were made to help men stay happy while only the one wearing them knows about his erection. The final product is made using an all-cotton boxers and a hypoallergenic stretch fabric sewn along the inseam and at intervals around the leg. This “special” fabric is called “the deflector shield” aka “blocker” and covers your private parts, allowing you to grow to your preferred side. The inner layer of Bloxers acts like compression shorts/undies while the outer layer keeps you look stylish. Plus, these boxer shorts come in three different options; for lefties, for righties and for those in the middle.
People behind the project were hoping to bring the dick-blocking-pair-of-boxer-shorts to life with an Indiegogo campaign. Unfortunately the campaign is now closed and it raised not even close to half of the amount they were aiming for. Does this mean men are not embarrassed by their public boners? However, you can order yourself a pair of Bloxers at getbloxers.com and become the first of your friends who does not need to hide his boners anymore.
The whole project sounds like a huge joke, but the team is dead serious about bringing out the next revolution in men’s intimate apparel.