“A bootylicious, cheeky, truly interactive, show-stopper of a light!” aka the butt lamp aka “Slap It.”
While it is not really appropriate to randomly slap walk-by asses, this can easily become your daily routine, at home. Without smacking real human asses.
A small product design company from London, UK has a solution for you and it is simply called, “Slap It.” A lamp made of silicon-like material that turns on when you slap it, squeeze it or pinch it. How fucking fun does that sound? There’s not much information out there about this hilarious “innovation” but still enough to make you wanna have one. However, slapping a nice round ass is not the cheapest. Single butt lamp costs approximately $220 and a set of three $610.
This brilliant lamp that will bring cheer to your home can be mounted to a wall and lets you choose between ten color options by turning the dial in the back.
Who doesn’t want to have a glowing ass decorating his living room after all? Not only is this art, it’s also a piece that will definitely make the conversation going. Plus, it can make for a fun gift for that special one.
Throw your boring, switch pressing lamp away and decorate your home with a butt lamp. Even better, for everyone with a staircase, set several bum-shaped lamps throughout the whole set of stairs so you can latter smack the hell out of your wall and make it shine in a variety of colors. How awesome would that be?
Having something to do with porn and sex toys for many hours a day, something occurred to me. You probably started thinking about this as well. Imagine this same butt lamp with two additions: vagina and anus. Two wholes for two extra ways how to turn the lamp on. Now, what you would stick inside to make it shine it is up to you, I am just saying it in hopes Joseph Begley reads this article before the version 2 of the “Slap It” gets released.
