The new Star Wars movie “The Force Awakens” is set to hit theaters on December 18, 2015. The hype amongst all the franchise’s fans is growing stronger and stronger. While some are sitting there doing nothing, pornstar Kayla-Jane Danger decided to build a 7 foot tall Darth Vibrader aka Darth Vader made of sex toys. How cool is that? Mega cool. Kayla-Jane teamed up with makeup artist Tom Devlin and WoodRocket’s Seth’s Beard to build a seven foot statue every female fan of Star Wars would kill for owning it. No, no, no, do not hide girls, we know you are all naughty on the inside and would love to play with 300+ sex toys statue. Yes, that is the amount of sex toys they used to create the amazing Darth Vibrader. From butt plugs, paddles and 11 inch vibrators, to magic bullets and huge strap-on to name a few. And when thing gets turned on it vibrates so hard you almost feel it in your mouse. It took them about eight hours and approximately $3,000 and it’s one of the most unique things Danger ever did in porn.
I salute the idea and the final piece is, well, a masterpiece but a question hit me: What will Disney say about it? Don’t you need a permission to play with anything Star Wars related? Hopefully they will not get in trouble for having some fun screwing things up. Moreover, I hope the Sex Lord aka Darth Vibrader will find a spot in a sex store greeting its customers at the entrance.
Kayla-Jane Danger on Star Wars: “I never claimed to know everything about Star Wars… I only know how to craft its characters out of sex toys!”
Darth Vibrader is the first episode of WoodRocket’s web series called “Screwing Things Up.” What next, Morgoth build of sex toys? In case I guessed it right, make it at least 12 foot tall.