I believe it would be every Game Of Thrones’ fan a dream come true to own the Iron Throne. Imagine having that beast in your bedroom or living room, wouldn’t that be just sick?
There’s this one lucky guy, Ralph his name is, from the UK who won himself a replica of GOT’s Iron Throne – the Dildo Throne. One day he saw a giveaway going on on Twitter by adult toy retailer, Bondara, where they were giving away a replica of the GOT throne. At the time there was not much informations how this throne would look like, but I assume Ralph expected it would be made of swords, so he entered. Wrong. After they announced the winner, he soon found out that it’s a dildo throne, made of a hundred dildos. Hey, the giveaway was hosted by a sex toy retailer, how can you expect it’d be made of anything else?
Being a happy winner (not really), his next challenge was the storage. This dildo throne is a six feet tall, four feet wide and three feet and six inches deep monster of a sculpture. Luckily, it has wheels attached for easier transportation.
Anyway, since he needed to rent a garage for the dildo throne, since his place is too small, he ended up selling it on ebay for 650 British pounds ($1030). I wonder who might be the buyer. Maybe a sex shop? Maybe a bunch of friends who were looking for a gift for the groom, khm… bride? Maybe just a random person who enjoys seating on a throne made of dildos (and even put them to use)? I’d rather stop wondering.
What saddens me, it is not fully made of steel! I really expected this dildo throne would be made of steel, using steel dildos.
Can not hold myself back from not posting a few comments from the webz:
– “Wasn’t this the throne Renly Baratheon wanted?”
– “I guess this is where all the unsullied went.”
– “Well now I want one.”