Not that we encourage you to try any of these animal sex positions. At least not the mantis style!
Aside from missionary, doggy style is by far one of the most popular sex position out there. No matter the size of guy’s erected penis both man and woman experience a pleasurable stimuli during penetration. Either you are huge or small, doggy will allow you to please your lady well.
However, what if humans would start practising other animal sex positions as well. Like, for example, mantis, earthworm, dragonfly and even slug style. No, we are not here to encourage you to try any of these, at least not the mantis style! No man wants to get left without his head after an enjoyable sex. Girls, please be gentle to us.
Mike of CollegeHumor created eight animations showcasing what it would look like if humans had sex like animals, other than dogs. Along the already mentioned ones, there are four more animal sex positions: turtle, froggy, anglerfish and barnacle style. Sounds fun and scary both at the same time. At least animations are hilarious.
Not sure how two would perform most of them, but turtle style seems quite viable. Yes, male turtle mate so slow that female has time to eat and do all sorts of stuff during matting. The problem I see is that men would, on average, not last so long. Marathoners, where are you?
What about the earthworm style? The deal is, humans are not born with both male and female fuck organs. But we can still imitate their process of reproduction by a 69. And with enough Nuru gel we can also form a “slime tube” but I won’t go in that direction right now. Do your own research instead.
For all 8 animal sex positions animations head over to CollegeHumor and check them out for better visualization.