Does watching porn get you more stuff done?

Are you one of those who can not live without pornography, even at work? You can not hold yourself back and wait until you get back home to watch all the latest and greatest dirty movies, huh? I know, it can be a tough situation especially since Aubrey Star just released her anal debut for Tushy with Christian Clay. You need a dose of analisation immediately.
It may be that you live in a country which’s law does not allow watching porn at work. Those 9-to-5 shifts are killing you. Work takes forever and the only thing you are interested in is spending time with good old friend, porn. In case you live in Italy, you don’t have to bother yourself with this kind of trifle. Meaning, you can freely watch as much or as little pornography during lunch breaks, without raising the risk of getting fired, as you want.
Supreme Court of Cassation recently rejected FIAT’s appeal to one of their employees who was watching pornography at lunch break. It turns out, law in Italy allows watching porn at work, during the breaks. If you have serious cravings for XXX videos all day, everyday, I think moving to Italy might be a good idea for you. Still, you only have half, or if in luck one, hour lunch break per shift and all the rest of the hours must be spend without naughty content.
On the flip side, smoking the green stuff aka marijuana at work can get you fired. 1 point for porn!
Since I am watching a hell lot of porn on a daily basis, I think I will skip watching it during my lunch breaks. All you, living in Italy, don’t you worry about watching porn at work. Just have one thing in mind, watch it only at lunch breaks. But be careful with consuming weed at work.
In short: porn good at work, weed not good.