Hey Justin Bieber, we would like to see a replica of your dick.
You are on vacation and since you want to bring comfiness to its highest level, you walk around naked. Them tight hipster pants are killing your willy and you know what a great feeling it is letting him free. Then, out of no where, a paparazzi snaps a few photos of you and posts them online. While many news sites need to censor photos, there are still plenty of resources on the world wide web which don’t give a rat’s arse about censorship. Your naked photos leak, you get pissed but the next moment you get an offer for $1 million. Wouldn’t complain about that!
Something similar happened to Justin Bieber while he was enjoying a Bora Bora vacation. Photos of his dong got shared on this thing called internet what generated quite a buzz. While some young ladies probably performed a clit rubbing marathon, other peeps don’t even wanna talk about it. Positive and hateful comments can be found under both of his free-the-willy (Justin Bieber’s naked photo number one and number two) photos.
“Why is there a guy in a robe in his room though…”
But only one company saw a business opportunity in this scandal and offered Justin $1 million to endorse their product. It’s people behind the Empire Labs, creators of Clone-A-Willy. Product which allows you to make a vibrating silicon replica of any penis. Surprisingly, they don’t even want him to make a replica of his penis, they only want him to advertise their product. Where’s the problem, Justin? Please correct me, but wouldn’t that be the easiest earned $1 million?
Company sent a letter to Bieber’s agent which writes, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed.” Followed by how hugely successful the promotional billboard of him holding Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywod could be. Not to mention, helping him promote his new album and even bring in more dates. Now that’s at least three wins in one ad campaign (that costs “only” $1 million).