Motörhead pleasure tools will let you experience the loudest orgasms on Earth.
Of course I first needed to tune in “Vibrator” song by world’s loudest band, Motörhead. And of course, after all these years, they finally made one. I mean, why where you even waiting for so long? That was like 1976 and it took you just under 40 years to finally release your very own vibrator.
I am afraid world will soon become the loudest planet in our universe with the release of Motörhead’s branded pleasure tools. Well, not that I am complaining, I am just Smiling Like A Killer (not literally, Stay Clean). All band’s fans and even those who just like to look cool, now is your chance to get on a really intimate level with Motörhead. Singing, “rock out with your cock out,” will now make perfect sense for ladies as well.
In collaboration with UK sex toy online shop Godzilla, Lovehoney, you can now own Motörhead branded sex toys aka “pleasure tools that rock.” There are two products available, the classic vibrator and the bullet vibrator of which both come in two colorways. If you are sick of the popular pink and purple vibrators, Motörhead’s sex toys are the one for you. In black and metallic silver, they will help you please yourself and make you reach a loud Orgasm-atron. Or you can use them as a collectable decoration in your living room. However, I hardly believe one owning any of these rad pleasure tools to never use them. I am aiming to you guys specifically. And who said you need to stick it in your butt hole? Iron Fist.
Singer Lemmy Kilmister isn’t in the best of health at the moment. Meaning, their shows aren’t as loud as they used to be and many get cancelled. But his spirit that was put in each of these pleasure tools will make you go unimaginable loud, making your neighbours go crazy. But be careful so you won’t constantly be Too Late Too Late.
“Cos I’m a Va-Va-Va-Va-ibrator!”