There is an app for literally everything out there but one is missing, until now. It is called UnDer and it will change the future of dating and getting us from place to place. It is simply Uber and Tinder combined. You probably used both apps already, one to get yourself around and the other for, well, hookups. Although you probably use the latter only to get off. However, this new revolutionary “dating to go” app, UnDer, serves you with the ultimate auto-erotic experience. We are living in a fast and busy world were time is important to us and we always strive to kill two birds with one stone. So we can get some extra free time to, you know, watch porn. Listen me carefully: With this new sexy app you can score yourself a ride from place X to place Y and you get a date and potential fuck. To top it all up, you are left with all this extra time, due to combining transportation with dating, to get yourself in front of screens to watch XXX movies. We could call this well organized process: To kill three birds with one cock, I mean stone.
How UnDer works?
It is as easy as possible. First, open and activate the app. When your ride comes by and you don’t like it, you simply swipe left. If your ride is appealing to you, you simply like the driver and vice versa and, boom, you have a match. Later on, if the driver wants to know you better, he/she swipes forward, gives you sign that you can come to the front seat. From then on you just relax and enjoy the talk because all UnDer drivers are certified five star conversationalists. What happens next is up to you, but be careful, driver can simply end the date by swiping you out.
Anyway, this hilarious fake commercial by Barely Productions gives you a look into the future of “transpodating” apps. Not really. But I am wondering how popular UnDer would get if it becomes a reality. When the romantic date would start, boxed wine would be sipped and you two would bang in-car – sounds like self-driving cars would start seeing increase in sales. With all the technology available, connecting the app to a self-driving (smart) car would bring the whole experience to a completely new level.
Would you use the app to get a date while on the go?