This whole “people touching other people’s private parts” thing is getting kinda silly, don’t you think? We’ve seen gay men touch pussy for the first time, as well as lesbians touch dick for the first time. Today we are in for a fresh new treat. Hint: it smells of freshly baked goods.
Guys over at Freakin’ Original YouTube channel let straight women touch straight woman’s pussy for the first time. For science, if you will. The outcome? It’s way weirder than you may think. Yes, it actually really is. To be honest, it wasn’t that much fun. Not to mention, straight girls’ reactions, when sensing a warm vagina in their hands, are just strange. I got a feeling like they would never, ever in their lives touch a muffin. Not even theirs! Except for the blue dress-thing wearing lady. She’s fun and even hits on the cute volunteer.
Seriously, does a pussy really feel like the inside of a fresh croissant or any other kind of baked goods? And when she gives her private parts a closer look, “Oh my god, exactly like a croissant but more delicious.” I like the delicious part. Another lady says it feels like summertime (because it’s warm). If you ask me, summertime is a pretty well-aimed name for a va-jay-jay. So far so good. Kinda. Then the ginger lady hits us, “Feels like gluten-free bread ham sandwich.” This gluten-free hype just went a little too far. Come on people! Can it get any weirder? I’m wondering what this same lady says when she touches a flaccid dick.
You might never munch on a pussy (or croissant) the way you used to.
Lastly, “It reminds me of a wallet.” The whole wallet-pussy joke game is strong and we won’t even start.
However, I read a funny one about the depth of an average vagina the other day, I though I would share.
How deep is the average vagina, actually? Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and assets.
It may happen that from now on, your morning croissants won’t be the same as they used to be. Mine would definitely be more delicious! Or you might start thinking of freshly baked goods next time you munch on a pussy.
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