There is a really good chance that every single man out there was in this position before. You get a call or a text from your girl letting you know that she’s off early and is expecting you at her place. For a sec you don’t even know what’s happening. After your brain start processing what is going on, you do some weird stuff and off to the bathroom you go. You prep yourself as fast as possible because you don’t want your girl to wait for too long. You know what happens when she waits for too long and you do not want that. Then, when you are set and just about to leave your place, the phone rings. Awesome, it’s my girl, I bet she wants me to go to the store and buy some stuff to spice things up, you think. Wrong! It’s still she that is calling you, but only to tell you that she needs to cancel. Sadness falls on you and you go back to whatever you were doing before the call. If girl’s horniness can fade away in a split of a second (and we all know it can!), men are different. We are still horny even if the offer gets cancelled. Now what? Shall I go with the righty? Maybe lefty? Oh wait, there’s Fleshlight waiting for me, yay!

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