“Safe to say most people love cock.”- Soraya Doolbaz
As absurd as it may sound, yes, professional dick pic photographer is now a thing. The second you read the title, you are sure this must be a joke, however, it’s real, man. Iranian-Canadian babe who lives in New York, Soraya Doolbaz, is serious as fuck about her Dicture Gallery project. To shock you straightaway, she is selling limited edition prints for – wait for it – $10,000 per piece. Nope, no typo. Nuts, right? Who thought dressing up dicks like dolls and taking photos of them would be so damn lucrative?
How the whole idea of becoming a professional dick pic photographer came about? Well, way simpler than you think. Back when Soraya (man, I love this name!) was single, she was receiving a lot of dic pics and her friends as well. Of course they showed them to each other, comparing which is better. And then, all of a sudden, a thought occurred, “What if I took them with a professional camera?” Boom, the game was on. She started collecting costumes, the word went out and slowly people came forward saying, “OMG, you got to shoot my boyfriend!” Or, “I’m seeing this guy who would love to do this.”
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Man, I always say, in this day and age, you do need to be inventive to succeed. Let that be a million dollar project or simply a camera, a dick and a few doll costumes and you are set to earn massive money. As silly as I find this professional dick pic photographer thing, I also think it’s brilliant and funny. Like Soraya says, “My goal with all this was to make people laugh.” You made me laugh, especially when checking out your work. Napoleon Boner Parte, Dicki Minaj, Kim Dong-un, Adolf Dick Tickler – this is genius.
Guys, if you wan’t to surprise your girl with, let’s say, 2016 Dicklendar aka Dicture Calendar, hurry up, you can still do it. Hey, who would not want to have her boyfriend’s dick pics on a wall in living room? You can even wrap a gift in Dicture Party Gift Wrap. And that’s not all. Professional dick pic photographer, Soraya Doolbaz’s online store is stacked with way more dong goodies.
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