You might say, what’s wrong with you, saying such thing?! Despite the fact that yes, the quality of silent porn from early 1900’s is, OBVIOUSLY, shitty, the whole action does not differ that much. Of course adult film actors back then did not know how to pose to show the most (or act at all?), still, they weren’t having sex on camera way differently than they have in today’s porn (though it is a bit silly, don’t you think?). However, only three short videos are preserved at The Kinsey Institute, of which two were uploaded to the world wide web for us to enjoy, or whatever. I mean, it doesn’t really make me hard watching such stuff but I hope it gets you! After all, you can be a show off, telling others you fapped to 100 year old pornos. Doesn’t happen every day so take it in your advantage and make your friends say you’re a legend.
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Four silent porn videos were produced in years between 1907 and 1925. It’s said these are one of the first, if not the first, pornographic short films. One form United States, “A Free Ride,” one from Germany, “Am Abend,” one from Argentina, “El Satario,” and one from France, “Mr. Abott Bitt at the Convent.” To our luck, two of them are now free for us to watch and (not) get us excited. This just made my day!

Experiment with silent porn today and see if it does the trick.

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Just imagine what an experience it must have been back in the early 20th century watching an adult film. I’m sure there must have been a whole procedure to get your hands on a dirty flick, whereas today, it’s just a click away. Takes you seconds and boom, porn is rolling.

A 9 minute long silent porn video, “A Free Ride,” from 1915 is a classic. Man picks up two ladies and, well, you probably guessed it where all this is heading to. To a silly fuck show. What you might find surprising is this same dude pissing. Not even in a fetish way. Just pissing. If that’s meant to be fapping material as well, man, they sure were weird back then.

French porno, “Mr. Abott Bitt at the Convent,” will bring the hype to all the heterosexual porn lovers. A lot of naughty stuff happens in only fives minutes long silent porn flick. From gay sex all the way to lesbian sex and straight. So much in so little time – see it for yourself and get confused.

German’s “Am Abend” from back in 2010 is about a man watching a girl masturbate by peeping through a keyhole. He later joins her, undresses and the fuck show begins. It’s a 10 minutes long classic porn flick that involves various sex positions, from missionary to doggy and a lot more masturbation.

Last one is a video from Argentina, “El Satario.” A group of nude girls enjoy themselves in the nature when the devil himself attacks them. One of them faints and gets taken back to the woods and fucked by the devil. When the rest of the girls finally find them laying on the ground, tired of sex, they scare the devil away with sticks. Like sticks can really hurt the devil.

I believe today is the day you change your porn repertoire slightly. Experiment with silent porn instead of watching your mundane stuff and see if it does the trick.

Since you are already at it, check out these cool vintage erotica photos from Serbia.