Who would like to watch a Till Lindemann porn? Me!
“You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick-a.
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.”
Can someone (khm, Kink.com) please offer Rammstein’s very own Till Lindemann to shoot a porn scene? From music videos and lyrics and even his stage appearances, this German beast is all about vaginas, dicks, boobs, fucking, bondage, you name it. I wouldn’t be surprised, if I will see him in an explicit video sometime in the future.
It seems, each year he grows older he, at the same time, gets crazier and wilder. These old German farts have no boundaries, I guess. However, this is why I like this dude so much. Either he is preparing insane robotics and fireworks for a live show, or in the process of filming a new video, one thing is for sure, his imagination is working on full whack.
The uncensored version of the music video for song “Pussy” (watch below) is pretty much an unofficial porno. So, what are you waiting for, porn studios, give Till Lindemann a chance to fuck a lady in the most bondage of them all styles. I bet he would be down for it, especially if flames, explosions and other crazy shit would be involved.
However, in case Till would not be interested, at least give him a chance to direct a pornographic movie. You know the final product will be an instant hit. As you can see, he always goes beyond expectable. Fans of porn, especially those who dig kinky porn, would get to experience something they have never seen before. I am actually too scared to even try to imagine how a sex scene with- or a porn directed by Till Lindemann himself would look like.
If it wouldn’t be for some weird ass creatures (above are Kukeri from Bulgarian tradition), it would definitely be for some wicked fuck explosions that would happen during the XXX scene, what would make Lindemann’s porn presence (in front or behind the lens) skyrocket.
We all hope Till Lindemann takes the plunge and joins adult entertainment business, because I am certain he already thought about it.
Until then, enjoy watching bouncing boobies in “Fish On” above and Till fucking a busty lady in “Pussy” below.