Boners. Hip, hip, hurray!
Having an erection is epic, especially when a lady is cooling it down. However, experiencing an erected phallus might get you in quite an awkward situation. If you are experiencing public boners regularly you are quite a pervert. Don’t you worry, Bloxers might get you out of trouble.
How much do you actually know about erection? First and foremost, there is deep science behind it. People over at I Fucking Love Science gathered 10 hard-on facts you might not know about.
Let’s take a peek at what they covered. Firstly, you probably don’t remember those, but your first woodies happened before you were even born. Only several weeks old in a womb and already thinking about sexy ladies, huh? Secondly, there are three types of erections: psychogenic, nocturnal and reflexogenic. Thirdly, unfortunately you won’t know about this one, but if a man dies in a vertical position, body can end up with a post-mortem erection. How creepy is this? Fourthly, average wiener is about 14.15 centimeters (5.5 inches) long. Fun fact: your Jimmy will be longer after sex compared with a boner you get after fantasizing about that succulent pussy. Fifthly, there is a thing called priapism. A what? This is a not very pleasant condition when a man experiences an erection for several hours. Yep, you get a woody that just won’t go away. It can be painful, they say.
Sixthly, don’t judge book by its cover. With other words, “I’m a grower not a shower.” What this means, smaller flaccid penises experience greater erection than larger ones.
For fact 7, 8, 9 and 10 visit IFLScience and learn more about stiffies. Spoiler alert: mix lavender with pumpkin pie to increase the blood flow down under.
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